Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.
According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.
I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died.
old fave. i remember this being passed around /x/ as TOTALLY REAL YOU GUYS
Looks like he found some amazing cereal
“Your consort is flirting with that human.”
“You are my new Matria, I will follow you anywhere.”
“Can I pet your tail?”
“My, what big ears you have.”
“I’m not hugging a damn tree.”
“Walk with the trees my friend.”
“I wouldn’t be a meanie if I were you. We have a tradition to deal with meanies.”
“Three Aurin is always better than one.”
“No… I’m not cuddling you right now!”
“You spend too much time with Humans.”
“By the Weave!”
“Death is a part of the Weave.”
“Just shut up and hug me.”
i want nothing more than to get these for Kyris and be the worst Aurin ever. Or, you know, Yviel. Probably Cas too, since he’s an honorary Aurin.
Oh these look fun.
Oh heck maybe If I have energy when I answer any of these I can do doodlereplies.
Just a little Straindowser infecting your dashboard.